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Alas, poor Tinkey...
Perhaps it was the freedom of the open road and the lure of inexpensive holidays that first inspired us to buy a campervan. Perhaps reaching fifty something had spurred us to see a bit more of the world while we still could. Whatever the reason, the decision was made and the search for our home on wheels began.
Our local campervan showroom sported a wide range of new and second-hand vehicles and we moved eagerly from van to van peering childlike through the windows at the opulent interiors.
After scrutinizing the rows of gleaming vehicles and their price tags, it was all too clear that we were not going to get much of a camper for the budget we had set ourselves.
Having developed some carpentry skills over the years, the idea of doing our own camper conversion now became a more viable and financially attractive option.
After much discussion of what we would or wouldn't need to make 'campervanning' a pleasurable rather than a tolerable experience, a rough list of our basic requirements was drawn up.
Naturally, the first acquisition had to be the van and much thought was given to the choice of make and model. A short wheel base vehicle is unlikely to have sufficient space to install a toilet cubicle, and a standard height roof will probably leave most people with backache. A side loading door is a must, power steering an added bonus and a diesel engine will give driving economy especially on the continent.
Although a mini bus may appear to be ideal, it actually has too many windows. Cutting a hole in a toughened glass window panel for a fridge vent would be an interesting challenge!
There are many vans available that readily lend themselves to conversion and I am sure that all of them have equal merit.
The Vehicle & Marine website shows a range of vehicles that can be readily converted using their windows and fittings.
I had previously done some relief driving work for a local packaging company and one of their delivery vehicles was a long wheel base, hi-top Ford Transit. I found the Transit to be a pleasurable driving experience and was assured by the service manager that the vehicle had proven low running costs with easy availability of spares etc.
With a budget of £5000 we cheerfully started our search for a 4 - 5 year old, long wheel base, hi top, diesel engine Ford Transit with side loading door and power steering.
We had always assumed that buying the van was going to be the easiest part of the project, but we soon found that this was not the case. Why is it that as you drive along the road, every other van you pass looks like the perfect one for you...there must be hundreds of them....so where do they all hide when you are trying to buy one?
After many visits to auctions and commercial dealers, the internet proved to be the most valuable source of vehicles for sale. The Autotrader website is worthy of note as it is well laid out and quite easy to use.
Having surfed the net for the umpteenth time, we came across an advert that was difficult to miss.
Although the mileage was a tad high, the year, specification and condition was right and, as it was a VAT free private sale, the price was right too. A double click on the photo icon and wow!....there was the van of our dreams glaring at us.
With hindsight, 'glaring' may be a bit of an understatement as the top half of the van was painted the brightest canary yellow while the bottom half was jet black, looking for all the world like an over large bumble bee. As there would still be a little money left in our budget, a re-spray could be considered at a later date.
After a test drive, HPI check, exchange of documents and cash, we happily drove the van home relieved that we could now get on with next phase of the project.
With the popularity of the Teletubbies and a registration number of M133 TKY, I immediately came up with the pet name of Miss Tinky. On hearing this, my lady took a long look at the brightly coloured van then said ruefully " Well lets hope that it doesn't end up as Miss Taky ! "
Design
What constitutes the 'ideal campervan' is very much a matter of personal preference. Our final choice of layout was reached after much discussion of our basic requirements and what combination of fixtures and fittings fell within our £2000 budget.
Internal inspections of custom made campervans had given us a taste of what fittings and appliances we would need and what items we could happily leave out.
An example of our thought process at the design stage was prompted by our first visit to a campervan showroom. At a little over six foot in height with a 46" chest, standing in a purpose made campervan shower cubicle, albeit fully clothed, was a somewhat claustrophobic experience. With the shower door closed, my shoulders were firmly wedged between the walls making it virtually impossible to lift my arms. I suppose I could have spun round and round hoping that I would eventually get wet all over, but what would happen if I dropped the soap?
As the majority of campsites now boast excellent heated shower facilities, an on board shower cubicle was dropped in favour of a simple toilet cubicle. So, if we didn't need a shower, did we really need hot running water? ( So far, a humble kettle has proved to be more than adequate for providing all our hot water needs ).
Apart from maximising storage, living and work space, one of the main design considerations had to be the van's year round usability. As well as being a comfortable camper, it was also going to be my sole means of transport replacing my large estate car and would have to turn into a load carrier when necessary.
To this end, the sofa / bed was designed to be readily moved into the central passageway at the rear of the van leaving a useful load area approximately 1.5 Mtrs. square, with easy access via the side loading door.
After many visits to caravan accessory showrooms, we were armed with detailed dimensions of our chosen cooker, fridge, sink etc, and we took every opportunity to scan the manufacturers installation instructions making notes on connections, ventilation and safety.
Accurate three dimensional measurements of the van's interior were made, paying particular attention to the position of wheel arches and the strengthening struts of the side panels and roof. Obviously, walking around the van's interior activates the suspension making a spirit level unusable, so I made a large wooden try square and used the van floor as the constant from which all measurements were taken.
With all measurements transferred to my CAD program, I could move the various appliances around on screen to achieve our ideal layout. Scaled graph paper and a pair of scissors, although a little fiddley, would have achieved the same result.
 With some adjustment, this layout may be suitable for other vans:-Sherpa, LDV, Boxer, Master and some VW's and Mercedes
Construction
I had decided that cutting extremely large holes in the van's side door and wall to accommodate extra windows was a job best left to the professionals at Vehicle and Marine Window Co. The whole operation was quickly and painlessly carried out while we waited.
I later fitted a smaller, top hinged window into the side of the roof for extra ventilation in the cooking area. Unfortunately, one of the roof struts prevented this window from being installed directly above the cooker hob and had to be slightly offset, but so far it has managed to cope with the vast clouds of steam that mysteriously appear when it is my turn to cook.....must be something to do with the water!
The main battery of the Transit is stowed neatly on top of the driver side wheel arch in the engine compartment and, after a few phone calls to local scrap yards, a battery cradle for the other wheel arch was obtained to accommodate a leisure battery.
A split charge relay was fitted so that the engine alternator could charge the leisure battery while the engine is running. This relay also powers the fridge while on the move. The two output cables from the leisure battery were threaded through to the back of the van and hidden behind the plastic cover strip on the windscreen pillar.
Two inexpensive LED's keep an eye on the condition of both batteries.(see Links)
Luckily, our van had a professionally fitted ply lining, which was removed to expose the painted metal side and floor panels, and any suspect paint defects were treated against rust.
As we were going to use inboard drinking and waste water tanks, and no wiring or tubing would go under the floor, the 9mm plywood floor panels were put back using packing pieces where necessary to make it feel universally firm.
With the aid of a felt pen and straightedge, the internal layout was drawn onto the floor and walls using the dimensions taken from my drawings. This was the final check to ensure that everything would fit before ordering materials and appliances.
Our drinking water was held in a 45 litre Aquaflow water tank which was fixed to the wall panel behind the side door and would be later hidden by the food storage cupboard. A pump was fitted and holes cut in the van's side panel for the filler cap and in the wheel arch for the drain and overflow pipes. As access to the tank would be a little restricted after the kitchen units were installed, the tank was filled with water and thoroughly tested for leaks.
Similarly, a small 10 litre waste water holding tank was fixed to what would ultimately become the back of the cupboard under the sink and the drain pipe passed through another hole cut in the wheel arch.
As the 7 Kg gas bottle would also be stored in this cupboard, a drop out hole was cut in the floor to help vent any gas which may inadvertantly leak from the bottle.
The toilet cubicle, wardrobe, cupboards and kitchen units were to be made using 15mm Eurodekor melamine faced chipboard, which came in a wide range of decorative finishes and would give us flush, easy clean surfaces. The cutting service offered by our local supplier was well worth the extra cost as they ensured that the cut panels were accurate and square with chip free edges.
After covering the exposed chipboard edges with a matching iron on strip, the kitchen carcasses were assembled and fixed in place using small metal angle brackets and self-tapping or chipboard screws. Where it was not possible to use a screw directly i.e. to the thin metal outer skin or the fibreglass roof, a softwood batten was glued to the body panel with Gripfill. The chipboard panel could then be screwed to the batten when the glue had set.
After installing an Electrolux 3 way fridge and its ventilation panels, a 30mm thick kitchen worktop was fitted after making cut outs to accommodate a Spinflo Integrill cooker, its matching enamel sink and a single pillar tap.
The kitchen unit doors were hung on piano hinges and fitted with mini latches which removed the need for potentially obtrusive handles. We now had storage for a gas tank and doorhung waste bin under the sink, a drawer for electric hook up cable and toolbox under the fridge, two drawers for plates and cooking pans under the cooker and a five drawer larder unit with cutlery section.
Above the kitchen units at ceiling height, a long, low profile cupboard was screwed to pre-glued battens. This has four top hung doors with mini roller catches and holds the smaller kitchen items such as mugs, glasses, kettle, teapot, cutlery and containers for tea sugar coffee etc.
The side walls of the toilet cubicle and wardrobe were fitted and as working space would become somewhat restricted, insulation, wall linings and fittings were installed prior to hanging the doors.
The toilet cubicle was lit by a single fluorescent strip light and permanently ventilated with a small vent set low down in the side wall and a mushroom vent in the roof. A mirror was mounted on the inside of the toilet cubicle door as well as a fold out panel. With the door open and the panel folded out and the rear windows obscured by carpet covered ply panels, a private changing and washing area is created with access to the sink.
The wardrobe was fitted with a hanging rail and storage shelf and a rebate cut into the wall lining above the wheel arch to accommodate the jack.
There is a spacious cavity in the hi-top Transit between the metal driving cab ceiling and fibreglass roof which could be used to create a second double berth. In our case this space was lined with carpet and fitted with a single top hung door giving ample storage for bulkier items such as pillows and bedding.
A three door cupboard, similar in design to the kitchen cupboard, was fitted above the sofa. As well as storage for smaller items, this cupboard has a separate section which houses the mains consumer unit and an 'Inter-Power' combined transformer/charger which automatically powers the 12v system and charges the leisure battery when hooked up.
A 240v mains hook up socket was set into the side of the van about a metre below the consumer unit and connection made between the two using cable recommended by the manufacturer. Similar cable was used to give a 240v supply to the fridge, transformer and two mains outlet sockets.
The dangers relating to a mains supply are all too obvious when you think of the van as being a large metal box sat in a wet field on a rainy day with a 240v cable running to it!
All mains electric installations MUST be installed or at least checked by qualified personnel
12 volt cable tails for three fluorescent ceiling lights, two halogen spotlights, a water pump switch and a socket for a TV, were taped to the ceiling and walls and threaded back to the leisure battery via accessible fuses.
After fitting a combined rooflight and vent in the fibreglass roof above the main living area, a framework of battens was glued to the exposed walls and ceiling ready to take the finishing decorative panels. The space between the battens was filled with fibreglass insulation prior to fitting the panels.
The same industrial chord carpet was fitted to the ply floor and rubber nosing strips screwed to the floor edges at the side and rear entrances.
The removable sofa base was made from 15mm MDF and forms a useful storage space for an awning with access via its drawer front. The cushions consist of three sections of 100mm foam, with the backrest and base cushion glued onto MDF panels before being upholstered.
To me, a sewing machine is a mechanically interesting but totally unusable device. Luckily, my lady Pat is an adept seamstress and made short work of the sofa upholstery and curtains.
With the curtains fitted to the side windows and across the back of the cab, the project was complete.
For some time the jumble of tools, chipboard panels, tubing and wire had given the van's interior all the appearance of a badly filled skip. After two months labour, it was suddenly transformed into a homely and comfortable camper.

By this time, we had grown rather fond of the distinctive black and yellow paintwork and have decided to keep it, at least for the time being. You will definitely not miss us when we arrive at a campsite near you!
On reflection, it has been an immensely enjoyable and worthwhile project and definitely within the scope of anyone possessing basic DIY skills, and when the time comes, I will certainly do it again..
Our 'maiden voyage' (in the depths of winter) proved that all our efforts had been worthwhile.
We can now look forward to adventurous trips and holidays at home and abroad. A glance at a world atlas shows that once across the channel, there is a vast land mass open to us, and if there is a car ferry across the Bering Sea between Russia and Alaska, the world, as they say, could really be our oyster......
John Harrison
Three years on........
It is impossible to put a value on the freedom given to us by our campervan. Our trips away have broadened our horizons in every sense and we look forward to many adventures to come.
Our major trips have involved trotting down to the south and west of France to savour some of the delights of this beautiful country and to visit family members who have taken up residence. Our minor trips involve adventures within the UK which we try to undertake most weekends.
We have never felt at ease with idea of living the life of the nomad by 'fly pitching' in a lay-by or disused track at the end of each day, so we joined The Caravan Club and the Camping and Caravanning Club. This has not only saved us money on ferry crossings, but also introduced us to some of the cleanest and best run campsites in the UK. Their CLs and CSs are a must to visit.
Microsoft's Autoroute program has proved to be a very useful tool for planning our trips. By plotting the location of all campsites on the computerised map we can easily locate a stopover near to an attraction or event that we want to visit.
In the early days, we visited all the National Trust properties that were within reasonable striking distance, and then we rediscovered the bicycle.
The millennium had prompted the creation of the National Cycle Route, over 6500 miles of on and off road cycle tracks covering the whole of the UK and most towns and cities have created networks of safer road and pavement routes dedicated to both pedestrian and cyclist.
This also prompted our cycling phase which gave us new journey destinations and would, hopefully, have the added bonus of improving our fitness.
Our existing bicycles had seen better days and were quite heavy and cumbersome by todays standards, so we decided to invest in a couple of machines more suited to our requirements.
Noah's Ark, our local cycle showroom, has an extensive range of makes and models to suit every purpose. After much discussion and a few trial rides, we decided that a hybrid bicycle was best for us and the well made and lightweight Marin Larkspur was our final choice.
To complete the setup, I fitted a Fiamma bike rack to the back of the van. The model we chose is bolted to just one of the back doors and has the distinct advantage of allowing both rears doors to be opened even when the bikes are attached.
In conclusion, I am quite frequently asked if I would change anything regarding the design of the van, and I can quite honestly say that everything has worked very well for us and the interior layout and design concept will almost certainly be carried forward to our next van conversion.
Meanwhile, our faithful 'Miss Tinky' eagerly awaits her next adventure.....
Alas, poor Tinkey...
We park 'Miss Tinkey' several metres off a well lit 30mph speed restricted main road on the outskirts of town.
On the evening of 25th January 2005 a VW mounted the pavement, demolished a heavy timber fence then colided with our 3 ton camper with sufficient force to push the whole vehicle back almost 2 metres. After 'writing off' our van the VW then knocked down a metal street sign before hitting a telegraph pole and bouncing back into the middle of the road. The street lights went out and several phone lines were cut.
I cannot possibly imagine what speed the car was doing to create such carnage but, incredibly, the young driver and his passenger got out of the car without a scratch and seemed somewhat amused by the whole incident.
I know that one shouldn't get attached to 'inanimate objects' but both my lady and I feel a great sense of loss not just for the hard work put into the van conversion but also the camping pleasures we have had in the last five years and the many adventures we had planned for the future.
Alas, poor Tinkey……you will be sadly missed.
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